Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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