You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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