Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
