Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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