I love having hate sex.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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