Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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