the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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