Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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