id be glad to
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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