It's Friday. Sex?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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