Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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