You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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