'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My ass is underappreciated
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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