Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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