dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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