But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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