now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i wish my penis had a tongue
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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