she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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