they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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