Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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