how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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