i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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