Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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