yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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