she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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