Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I have aggressive nipples.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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