As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I pour the whiskey from now on
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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