...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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