threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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