He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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