I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
whose parrot is this?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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