My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize