creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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