We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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