tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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