Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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