Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My dick has a subreddit
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.