it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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