so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
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this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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