we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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