Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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