ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just gargled with NyQuil
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
