All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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