Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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