Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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