yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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