what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So much Jack, so little girl.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
My bed smells like the plague
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