I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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