I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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