If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he fucked my hip out of place.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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