He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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