We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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