it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Acid is not a monday night drug
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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