It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you win again, gameday.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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